Total Medals Earned: 442 (From 58 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,055 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/400 points)
Completed 5 levels
Kill 50 rats
Destroyed 10 kind rats
Kill 10 rats in the fire
Completed 20 levels
2 Weeks Ago
Drown 15 rats
Completed the whole game
Medals Earned: 2/5 (75/155 points)
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Read through the entire manual.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Buy all four properties.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Send the reincarny back to hell!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (70/205 points)
Destroy 10 enemies without dying
Complete first level
Destroy 50 enemies without dying
Destroy 150 enemies without dying
Score a x1 at the punch machine
Complete the game
Destroy last boss without getting hit
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/380 points)
Put em up.
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (30/60 points)
Jump over a flame. (Jump over one of Bowsa's fireballs)
Figured out the buttons? Good. (Press each control once)
Search for your brain. (Sit on the title screen for 10 seconds)
Go the wrong way. (Press left at any time)
Fall into a hole.
Take out everything. (Defeat every enemy)
Leave the innocents alone. (Do not harm a single foe, ecluding Bowsa and Toad)
Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/325 points)
Die by falling off the edge.
Die by getting squished.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (90/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Visit my world wide website.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/40 points)